Friday, December 19, 2008

Dear Rosario Dawson,

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I overlooked your triflin harlet ways in Kids.
And you captured my heart in He Got Game. (Although I grew a hatred for Ray Allen but thats neither here nor there)
I watched the atrocity that was Josie and the Pussycats if only to see you grace the screen.
You held your own in Men In Black II and well Pluto Nash....we won't go there.
By just appearing in 25th Hour, which was one of my favorite movies, I only fell deeper in love.
I seen Alexander...that is something only we know the meaning too.
However it was in Sin City where you made me consider introducing you to Moms.. The danger and sultry demeanor of Gail made a comic book specialist as myself melt.
By the time Grindhouse and Rent came around I was already head over heals over you.
Eagle Eye came and any second thoughts I had of this were gone.
Which leads me to Seven Pounds which I just seen. I was officially sold.
Seeing as how one day I will be famous and seeing how well we fit together I would like to invite you to be my future baby's mother.
Yes while I do know you may be dating someone this is a proposition for the future that I feel will fit both of our needs.

Yours Truly,
DJ

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